so. apparently there’s no internet today at my house. this sucks, mostly for two reasons. it means i will have to ‘get out there’ and ‘talk to the real world.’ not a huge fan of that, as people tend to disappoint most times. also, the real world can lick me. all of that is jokes. it’s unpleasant because i picked up matt hazard over the weekend and was looking forward to bloating my trophy score. you get a trophy for pressing START. lord.
no internet. socialization?