all right, microsoft didn’t actually say they should have made kinect shiny. but frankly, $150 on something that goes for far less in other consoles makes me a little mad. there’s an unacceptable amount of dumb here.
then microsoft pulled out allll the stops on its train to hell. ‘fuck it!’ they yelled. ‘bitches, we are a giant. buy this shit so we can rub our bodies with your money, the results of your hard work.’ fanboys and fangirls obligingly complied. then microsoft released this photo, and the silence was deafening.