right. after the last call of duty, the powers that be have hastened to assure us that the new call of duty will actually have a story. ok. mmhmm, sure. i kind of think that this is like the idiots who tell you earnestly that adult magazines have such ‘great stories’. or that adult movies have ‘wonderful cinematic nuances’, with ‘subtle plot devices that mainstream film whores are just snobs about’ and don’t ‘appreciate the acting talents’.
i call shenanigans.
just like those obviously false examples, call of duty will pretend to have a plot. PLEASE. you aren’t playing it for the plot, bitches. a shooter game is a shooter game. you can try to put whatever story you want behind it, but the end result will still have something you expect. in this case, it will be gamers putting a cap in a few asses.
anyway. go read the article over at gamingbolt.com.