man, when i hear that a site like cnn has gotten its hands filthy with gaming opinions, i get a little excited. when i hear it’s about weird games, a ‘fuck yes’ may even escape my lips.
when it’s ‘weird’ games according to an out-of-touch editor, i get stunned. also, very hostile. in short, it’s the opposite of excited.
to begin with, he never names actually weird games. fat princess? stuff some bitch’s mouth full of cake…to make her fat… so she couldn’t escape? yeah that was some weird shit right there. then there’s the micheal jackson moonwalker game for genesis. there there was the one for wii, ‘the super pii pii brothers’. as the more astute among you probably gathered, this is a game about rewarding children for peeing on things.
and since we’ve pretty much made our point, we won’t even think about touching the topic of japanese hentai games.
nope, this douche lists none of these as ‘weird’ games. anyway, from the minds at cnn, here’s what they consider ‘weird games’. if you own any of them, you should now be advised that you are subverting someone, somewhere.
- prison tycoon 5: alcatraz
- babysitting mama
- naughty bear
- chicken blaster