what the hell is wrong with people? hmm? as a general rule, why are people so goddamn uptight? the second something falls out of their pretty little world, they fall apart. what am i talking about, you ask? i will show you what i am fucking talking about.
hilarious, right? exactly. this is a commercial for call of duty: black ops. it’s a funny one too. everyone is a soldier! even kobe bryant! but no, the world can’t leave it at that. msnbc tells us that many people are objecting to it, namely on these grounds:
– the violence of the commercial
– the idea that anyone can be a soldier [duh, that’s why there are recruiting centres everywhere]
– kobe bryant lending his name to the game. [because kobe fucking bryant is so squeaky goddamn clean, i guess his handlers are worried that his image will tarnish]
was it any of these reasons that warranted a full article? no. you see the chick in purple? the one who shoots off a shotgun and gets a dreamy-ass smile? yeah. they were upset that a child was being used to make the commercial. a child! funny thing? she’s 20. if you bother to look for more than 10 seconds, you realize that she doesn’t LOOK like a child.
people make me physically ill sometimes, let me tell you that.