everybody and their dog has merch for assassin’s creed. some of it is pretty cool. there’s ezio’s vambrace i would really like to see.
some of it is pretty weird. you can basically outfit yourself like ezio. i was still stuck on the vambraces, so i tried to ask boyfriend #2 to wear it, but he said it was the stupidest thing i ever suggested. this, coming from a guy who thinks that the wii is a legitimate gaming system.
i am telling you all this because you can all view it as the line that i will never cross.