is anybody else getting the feeling lately that the universe is a dick? maybe it’s just me. i swore off collector’s editions. a few times. i could point out examples of me regretting my actions all goddamn day and we really wouldn’t be getting anywhere, would we? of course we wouldn’t. i had stopped buying collector’s editions. i was reborn!
then along comes old eb games stop. it slinks in and opens its trenchcoat of terrible material things and is all ‘heyyyy… i know you said you would quit but this is something you don’t want to miss…’
my ears prick up. my heart races. NO ONES TELLS ME WHAT TO DO! i get platinum trophies and i look good doing it! so, like an idiot, i innocently ask what could possibly catch my attention. why, hello, infamous 2 collector’s edition. nice of you to drop by. what do you have to offer? what could possibly entice me into buying you?
- inFAMOUS 2 game
- Exclusive limited edition 8.5″ Cole MacGrath statue
- Replica sling pack
- Super voucher that gives access to in game content – including the Lightning Hook Power, Electrocution Grenade Power, Kessler Skin, and 24K Gold Amp weapon variant
- Mini inFAMOUS #1 comic from DC Comics
- Official inFAMOUS 2 soundtrack
i pause. i sigh. i reach for my purse. eb games, help me help myself.