i always said that mobile games were lame. angry birds? please. give those little bitches a shot of tequila and they’d be a lot less angry. when i had the blackberry, its excuses for games were laughable. the psp was pretty useful, but not for hardcore shooters. could you imagine playing call of duty with the d-pad? fuck that.
then, i got an iphone. maybe you heard? i am an expert solitaire player, but i can quit that shit anytime i want.
claw machine, on the other hand, is turning me into a goddamn junkie.
the premise is so simple. it’s a claw machine prize game. with limited amounts of tokens. you earn more tokens by your playing skill. those deplete so fast it isn’t funny, and so you are presented with other ways of obtaining these tokens. install another app from game circus? yes. watch the same game trailer 30 times in a row? YES. spend real money? um, no, althought that’s more because my itunes account has $0.46 in it and my dignity is a vicious and cruel master. bastard ‘dignity’ fuck.
where was i…? oh, right. you will do anything to get these damn tokens. i definitely recommend picking up this app, but you’ve been warned it’s addictive. look for an intervention [maybe it will include a banner] in your future.